My house-husband is my man child of a boyfriend. We have been together for over 4 years now, so I think we could technically be married.

Definitely. We’re probably the most disgusting couple you’d ever meet.

Last night we got chili’s from Wendy’s. The most romantic thing I think he’s ever told me is: “Now we can both lay back to back and fart and it’d be ok! It’d be like music!”

Love you too, honey.